"You see, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"-- Robin Williams
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Free Love Advice: "I'm in love with a restaurant Nazi!"
August 8, 2006 10:51
I have been dating "George" for over 5 months, and I love him. Things are going great except for one minor problem: he turns into a monster when we go out to eat in a restaurant. He is rude and demanding to the waiters, usually sends his plate back because it's "not right", and he is a miserable tipper. Otherwise, he's really a nice guy. Why does he do this? What should I do? --- Mixed up in Memphis
(The Rest of the Story...)
Best Date Movies-- Two Moon Junction
August 9, 2006 14:03
Things getting a little cool and scarce in the bedroom lately? Wow, we rented a movie the other night that should heat things up for y'all! It's called "Two Moon Junction", was released in 1988, and stars April and Perry (two gorgeous unknowns). This movie is unusual, to say the least; an Amazon review calls it an "insane southern melodrama". Look for little Tattoo among the carnies. And yes, that is Kristy McNichol exchanging lace camisoles with the leading lady.
Sexy, steamy, sultry, smouldering... (The Rest of the Story...)
Cool pic to brighten your day!
August 11, 2006 11:23
Stressed out? Maybe It's Your Bedroom!
August 13, 2006 19:07
There's a stair-master or Bowflex in the corner.You hang your coats and hats on it. Your computer sits on a desk strewn with unpaid bills... smack dab next to your bed. The bedside table is cluttered with medicine bottles, candy bar wrappers and a half-eaten sandwich. Dirty clothes on the floor; bed unmade...
Sound like your bedroom? Well, no wonder you're stressed out! What have you done?
Your bedroom should be an oasis; a safe, peaceful refuge from that crazy world out there. Treat it with respect! A serene, sensuous, restful boudoir can be a great stress-buster, not to mention a "romance enhancer".
Click here to find our compact and useful guide to turn your bedroom into a "Love Oasis".
Free Love Advice: Wanna Win Some Brownie Points?
August 14, 2006 12:41
Little known fact: Did you know that this week, August 13-19th, is "Resurrect Romance Week"? Chase's Calendar of Annual Events, described as "the bible of special occasions" by the Los Angeles Times, claims it is! This celebration focuses on using creativity and thought in expressing love for your significant other over this seven-day span.
Romance can be defined as a "fiery expression of love between two people". Just when was the last time you were romanced, or did the romancing? It does not require a lot of time or money-- just thought, planning and creativity.
Now, to a woman, romance=romantic gesture=roses; and to a man, romance=sex=sex. (Just being realistic here). So, men, send a dozen red roses to your lady... AT WORK.
Ladies, buy a box of your guy's favorite "sweet treat" (or bake him some chocolate chip cookies). Put them in tissue paper, place in one of those gift bags, and find a nice card. Then comes the best part
go to His Love Coupons, print out the very last coupon ("Pick your fantasy"), slip it in the card and present the bag to him.
And don't forget to tell your lover that you are doing this to help "resurrect romance". Piece of cake!
Where Shopping is a Pleasure...
August 15, 2006 14:41
I tell you what, the new Publix they built down the street is state-of-the-art radical! They have an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. As you walk past the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasant aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
Just walking through there is a sensory adventure.
I've started buying my toilet paper somewhere else, though...
Top 10 Best Movie Kisses Ever
August 16, 2006 13:25
Well, 11, we added one.
Well, 12, we thought of another...
The best movie kiss of all time is, of course, between Rhett and Scarlett against the backdrop of Atlanta in flames. Rhett has decided to go patriotic on Scarlett, and join the doomed Confederate troops. He proclaims:
"You're a woman who's sending a soldier to his death with a beautiful memory. Scarlett, kiss me, kiss me, once."
Hershey's Kisses partnered with U.S. Weekly and America's top movie houses to identify the top 10 best kisses in film. This memorable list was unveiled atop the Empire State Building, the scene of some of the most romantic kisses ever.
The best kisses on film:
1. Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh in "Gone With the Wind"
2. Omar Sharif and Julie Christie in "Doctor Zhivago"
3. Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman at the end of "Casablanca"
4. Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn in "Sabrina"
5. Rock Hudson and Doris Day in "Pillow Talk"
6. Molly Ringwald and Michael Schoeffling in "Sixteen Candles"
7. Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Clift in "A Place in the Sun"
8. Molly Ringwald and Judd Nelson' in "The Breakfast Club"
9. Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds in "Singin' in the Rain"
10. Winona Ryder and Ethan Hawke in "Reality Bites"
We would like to add: 11. Harrison Ford and the Amish girl in "Witness"
Oh, yeah, also (not a movie, but on TV) who can forget the unbelievable kiss between Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd (Maddie and David) when they finally got together on "Moonlighting"?
Oh, yeah, also...
(We could go on forever... find your own favorite movie kiss among our collection of best old classics, date movies and chick flicks in Love Flicks).
WARNING! Girls, don't let this happen to you on that first date...
August 17, 2006 09:07
There you guys are at Olive Garden... things are going great. Maybe this is your new soulmate? It's "wine-tasting" night--and you try them all. There's a soft, warm buzz in the air... is it true love? NO, just that damn demon alcohol, rearing it's ugly head!
Then, you do it... you mention...(7 things you should never mention on that first date) (The Rest of the Story...)
GUYS! 7 Things you should never mention on that first date...
August 18, 2006 12:26
You have wined and dined her. She's a hottie, and you really like her. This might just go somewhere, you know? You're looking buff tonight, and you have said all the right things... but then, it happens... you mention...
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You Might Be A Redneck If...
August 18, 2006 15:39
You don't let a little rain spoil your fishin' (The Rest of the Story...)
Be True to Yourself to Find True Love!
August 22, 2006 11:51
Putting on a front to attract and keep a mate? You're making a big mistake. It will only be a matter of time 'til resentment and anger build, and you get tired of "masking" yourself. A relationship built on this type of artificial facade is doomed to collapse one day.
Read this interesting article to find out how "just being yourself" is the best way to find and keep true love... (The Rest of the Story...)
Happy Ending Massage?
August 23, 2006 10:59
When's the last time you massaged your mate? Shame on you! There are few things more sensual and caring you can do for your lover than give him or her a hot oil massage. It's truly one of life's greatest pleasures. What? Don't know how? It's very easy, so that's no excuse! We have put together an all-inclusive section chock-full of resources to get you started...
Enter our Massage Parlor to access books, tapes, supply advice, suggestions for music, and even reasonable on-line massage instruction. Get started today. Your mate won't believe his good fortune!
To Dress... Or Not?
August 24, 2006 12:09
Are you constantly moaning and groaning about how there's no available men out there? Well, how do you dress when you go to Wal Mart? You are just as likely to meet your soul mate in line at the supermarket as at an upscale club on a Saturday night. So anytime you go out in public, dress attractively! And the best dude magnet of all? Why, a dress, of course...
Put on a dress sometimes! Men LOVE them. Nothing like a dress to say... "Girl here". Try this little experiment:
First, put on some jeans, t-shirt and sandals. Go grocery shopping. Walk up and down the aisles; pretend you are looking for something. Any of the grocery guys come up to help you out? No!
Go home, wait a couple hours, get dressed up: a nice dress, hose and heels, makeup, nice sunglasses. Dress to kill! Then, go repeat your grocery store performance. And notice how the stock boys come out of the woodwork to help you find your missing item!
Visit our online makeover section for an excellent guide to a wardrobe makeover
You Might be a Redneck if...
August 26, 2006 12:42
You have a deer's backside for a doorbell... (The Rest of the Story...)
Surfin' for a Sweetie? Avoid These Phrases in Your Ad...
August 28, 2006 12:59
So, you've decided to give online dating a whirl! Statistics show that cyberdating can be an effective way to meet a potential love match. Your online ad is your first impression to snag that soul mate, so give it some thought. The following phrases are a definite turn-off if you are a woman looking for men....
Walks on the beach
Mother, or worse, Mom
BUT, by the same token, guys, these are great phrases to use if you want to attract women with your ad...see how that works?
We have a cool guide to help you put together a great personal ad that will get the clicks at Great Personal Ad
Stressed out? Try this amazing technique!
August 30, 2006 07:15
I'm about to let you in on a little secret here, a quick and simple technique that could change your life...a lifeline to sanity, if you will, in a world gone CRAZY...
Now, you may be skeptical that something simple could cause such profound improvement in your life...but I promise you, if you make a commitment to this practice, and give it a chance, you will not be disappointed. So, what is this amazing technique?
DO NOT let the word "meditation" scare you away.
This has nothing to do with Indian swamis or zoned-out hippies...
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Virgo! Read your free love horoscope for September...
August 31, 2006 14:36
Not a Virgo? No problem... get your September romance horoscope here: Free Love Horoscope
VIRGO:Partnerships need some TLC around the 6th of the month, be forewarned! If youve been avoiding soul-talk with your mate, September might be a good time for it. Its time to let go of old attitudes, old loves and old habits. Open your heart and mind to new possibilities, and be ready to take a different approach to love by the 20th. Be bold and ready to experiment!
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