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Find Love- Keep Love : Romance News : April 2007

Taurus! Here's Your Free Love Horoscope for April...
April 1, 2007 10:54

     crying moon astrology

Not a Taurus? Get your free love horoscope here.

Be especially kind to your friends this month, as they may be your strongest support system. Rely on them for good advice if you are having difficulties with love right now. There may be some strife and stress on the homefront this month, as well. This may just put your domestic skills to the test. You may feel confident in your pursuit of romance after the 14th. Friendship can blossom into passion, but proceed with caution and wait it out first, to see if it’s based on true love.

***Hey, Taurus, would you like to see what the stars say about your new love?
Check astro-compatibility here.


Monday Morning Grin... Some Great Pics!
April 2, 2007 08:14

      fire rescue man on ladder
     Why Mama told you to always wear pajamas to bed.


      funny tattoo on head
      Tattoo of the year!

      funny hot dog holders cookers
     Not for the Boy Scout Jamboree.


     ladies underwear ladies panties
     Positive proof of global warming.


True Love, Swan Style!
April 3, 2007 07:12

      black swan Petra loves pedal boat

Black Petra, the swan that fell in love with a pedal boat, is back courting her plastic lover after spending the winter in a local zoo in Muenster, Germany.

Swans choose a partner for life but this poor thing, a rare Black Australian swan named Petra, was apparently "imprinted" with the boat, which is shaped like a swan, and spent last summer swooning after it, to the delight of park visitors.

Winter came, and when Petra’s pedal boat lover refused to fly south for the winter, Petra also remained, a move that could have killed her as the cold weather arrived.

In the end, a local zoo took pity on the swan and gave her and her boat boyfriend a place to spend the winter. Biologists this week introduced her to a group of actual male swans to see if she would mate, but the boys attacked her and she went haughtily back to the dock where her true love was tied up.

This week, with the warmer weather, the pair were once again released to the lake together. Ah, spring is in the air!

      


Ordinary Couple Gives Extraordinary Advice
April 4, 2007 07:46

      older couple cuddling by fireplace
Bob and Anne Gregor recently celebrated 50 years of marriage, but it wasn't love at first sight. (The Rest of the Story...)


Dear Stella: The Other Woman is Pregnant!
April 5, 2007 06:53

     sad woman asking for advice
Hi Stella, I fell in love with a man at work... (The Rest of the Story...)


Tragic Easter Bunny Carnage
April 6, 2007 07:19

*** Warning, graphic depiction of violence enclosed. (The Rest of the Story...)


Monday Morning Grin: Condom Sponsors?
April 9, 2007 07:24

What'll they think of next? Remember when Cable TV started up (showing my age here)? No commercials! That was the "draw"... commercial free TV. Then there was the internet... started out clean... now has commercials everywhere.

Well, get used to it. Ads are everywhere, and they're not going to disappear any time soon. Before you know it, they'll start placing ads.... on condom packages.
Why not? (The Rest of the Story...)


March, '07 Poetry Winner: Discovering Each Other
April 10, 2007 07:31

      

You reach for my hand
Draw our bodies close
Trace a finger down my thigh
Each of my toes curl
I feel you touching me
Enveloping together
Two bodies melt as one
Your lips press into skin
Placing kisses on my brow
A whisper I do hear
Your manhood has risen
Like a knock at my door
I accept you with pleasure
This night, ecstasy we find
In discovering each other

--By Rainstorm/Yahoo/U.S.

*** Check out our great selection of the greatest love poems of all time here: Love Poems


So You Think You've Got Problems?
April 11, 2007 07:29

      shark chasing kayak


World's tallest man finds true love
April 12, 2007 07:35

        worlds tallest man finds bride

The world’s tallest man has finally found a mate - and she barely comes up to his elbow!

Bao Xishun, who is seven feet nine inches tall (2.36 meters), is the tallest living man, according to the Guiness Book of Records. He lives in Chifeng, in China’s Inner Mongolia region, and makes a living herding livestock and hiring out for publicity stunts. Bao has been seeking a bride for years. At last, at the age of 56, he has found his true love in his own home town!

Mr Bao had searched far and wide for a suitable wife. “After sending out marriage advertisements across the world and going through a long selection process, the efforts have finally paid off,” the Beijing News said. Bao heard back from 20 interested women, but in the end, his hunt ended on his own doorstep.

The Chinese herdsman has married Xia Shujuan, a 29-year-old sales clerk in a clothing store. It is the first marriage for both. Xia is only five feet six inches tall (1.68 meters)!

After a one-month courtship, the couple decided to get married, and will have a full ceremony this summer. “Xia said that as they got to know each other, she stopped noticing how tall Bao was and was moved instead by his thoughtfulness,” state media said. "It's what's on the inside that counts".

*** Delve into our great collection of true love tales at Love Stories...


Time for a Wardrobe Renovation?
April 13, 2007 07:16

      skeletons in the closet

Hey girl, what's your closet look like these days? Scary in there?

Time to revamp! This project is going to take some effort and a little $$...
But we have a great plan of action to help you renovate that wardrobe...

This is your action plan for a new, classy, fashionable, seductive YOU:
1. Find a PFA
2. Clean out that closet
3. Plan your new wardrobe
4. Let's go shopping!

Coco Chanel once said "Dress poorly and people will notice your clothes; dress well, and people will notice you." And so it is...clothes make the man (and woman), you know...

Get started today at: Great Wardrobe

      lady shopping for clothes



Monday Morning Grin... If Only Dads Were Left
April 16, 2007 07:49

     
What if only Dads were left to raise the kids? (The Rest of the Story...)


Free Recipe... Taco Salad for an Army!
April 17, 2007 08:21

     taco salad

Got a Cinco de Mayo party coming up? This excellent free taco salad recipe will feed 8-10 hungy amigos! And as a bonus... another well-loved dish, Mexican Lasagna.

This is our way of introducing you to our new and most excellent cookbook, "Food For Lovers!" Check it out by clicking the link at the bottom of the recipe page!

In the meantime... have a great party! OLE!!!

Click here for your free recipes: Great Mexican Recipes


Just Plain True Love…
April 18, 2007 07:18

      

We came across a collection of Valentine’s Day messages several weeks back, and this one by David Woon really caught our eye:

Of his wife, Lynn Taye, he says: “She is not divinely beautiful; she’s not exceptionally intelligent; she’s not heroically noble; she’s not angelically nice; and she’s definitely not the most fun person one would like to be with, but she’s completely, eternally mine - my forever Valentine. Because on Feb 10, 2001, I made the commitment to love and honour her for the rest of my life. It’s as simple as that; nothing fanciful, nothing earth-shattering, just plain True Love.”

So often today, people looking for love put so many restrictions on the whole damn thing. When filling out their online dating questionnaire, they specify that their sweetie-to-be must fulfill certain criteria. He must be tall, she must be pretty, he must be between 25 and 35, she must be college educated. Like you're ordering up a pizza or something.

But David, a self described researcher, philosopher and theologian, tells a different tale. He doesn't expect his true love to be “all that”. He readily accepts that she is not that pretty, not that smart, not that noble, and sometimes she’s even not that nice.

They really do have true love, these two lucky souls. When the looks mellow, the passion cools, the novelty wears off, and tempers occasionally flare; when life sets into a routine and you are stripped of all pretenses, you still find the courage to stick together… because you have made that commitment to love and cherish him or her for the rest of your life. How wonderful to be able to count on your best friend for that, no matter what.

True love is worth searching for, waiting for, fighting for. It's the pulpy heart of life!


The Renaissance Bride
April 19, 2007 08:06

      
They met online, then disaster struck... (The Rest of the Story...)


So, how's your day goin'?
April 20, 2007 07:38

Typical Friday? Well, kwitcher whinin'... it could be worse!!!

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Belated Monday Grin.... Pit Bull VS. Porcupine
April 24, 2007 07:25

Sometimes, you just gotta learn when to stop!

      pit bull vs porcupine

      

This pit bull decided he would battle a Porcupine in back of his house. Being both brave and stupid, he ultimately learned the hard way that you can't always win, no matter how tough you are...

The veterinarian sedated the dog, and then removed a total of 1,347 quills. The dog survived, and hopefully learned a valuable lesson....... Don't mess with Porcupines !


6 Simple tips for a long, happy love relationship...
April 25, 2007 08:47

      

Does true love even stand a chance these days?

Given today's superficial dating games and out-of-control divorce rates, is there still hope for an eternal love story?

We believe it! And here are some simple, easy-to-follow tips you can use in your everyday life to help strengthen your love bond and shoot for "forever":

1. Go on a date at least once a week (no kids allowed). Make romance a priority in your lives. Your children will learn how to become loving adults by watching you two today.

2. "Agree to Disagree"... marriage is about love and commitment, but not about having the same opinions on everything. Keep your own religious, political and philosophical ideas. Differing viewpoints keep things interesting.

3. Maintain physical intimacy... continue to express your love by holding hands, hugging and kissing (even in front of your kids and family). Affectionate gestures impact on a deeper level.

4. Maintain emotional intimacy... continue to share your deepest thoughts, hopes, fears, joys and sorrows with your lover. Rely on each other for honest advice.

5. Eat together... never underestimate the bonding that takes place at the dinner table.

6. Pray together... nothing binds a couple together stronger than sharing their faith.

*** For a longer list of most excellent tips for building a happy relationship, visit our: Love Wisdom page


Poem by Anon... Hide and Seek
April 26, 2007 07:38

      

They were playing hide and seek.
And so she hid, within herself.
But they forgot to find her.

She’s wearing jeans, dark blue.
Slightly scuffed at the knee
From when she slipped and broke her heart.

---Anon.

***Explore our great collection of classic romantic poems here: Love Poems


I love her!
April 27, 2007 08:22

After years of pain and passiveness
I have finally met my true love.
She is dark, rich and can keep me busy for a long time.
She is in my soul, and I cannot function without her!
Would you like to see a photo of my true love now?
(The Rest of the Story...)


Monday Morning Grin... They Found Her !!!
April 30, 2007 07:35

       popeye
They found her! They found her! After a long search, they have finally found Popeye's mother... (The Rest of the Story...)


 

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