If Only You Could Read Humans This Easily... November 5, 2007 07:54
(Please help me!)
(I'm sorry I peed on the rug)
(What the heck are those?)
Dear Stella: He Wants to Leave... November 7, 2007 08:21
I have been in a relationship for over 4 years. All of a sudden my boyfriend tells me he plans on leaving in a few weeks. He said he needs time to take care of himself. I love him so much and I can tell he still loves me. I don't want to lose him. Is there anything I can do?
The only thing you can do is to let him go. He will resent it if you talk him into staying, and for another thing, you will never know for sure if your relationship was meant to last that way.
There is an old saying that goes something like this: "If you love something, set it free.... if it returns, it is yours, if it doesn't, then it never was yours".
Although the quote is a little trite from overuse, really think about it. It has some truth and wisdom to it.
If he really loves you, and you were meant to be together, he will realize it and come back to you. But if he really doesn't want to be in the relationship, although it will hurt like hell at first, in the long run, you would be better off without someone who doesn't want you.
Good luck and best wishes! Stella
Observing Veterans Day... Cool Pics November 12, 2007 07:58
Look carefully at these cool old photos... the images were made by military members standing in formation. Hope the resolution is good enough for you to see that they are people.
Happy Veteran's Day, ya'll!
Why Men Should Never Take Phone Messages... November 14, 2007 12:27
Friday Vid: The Skeleton of Ancient Man... November 16, 2007 08:34
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Monday Morning Grin: Rednecks & Here's Your Sign! November 19, 2007 08:06
A Michigan redneck was stopped by a game warden in Naples Florida recently with an ice chest full of live fish in water. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to water and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the water and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
We in Michigan may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go. Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way. "Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope. "Nuts and Butts? " Uh uh. "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go. "Loons and Moons?" Forget it. Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it!
NEW TURKEY RECIPE November 20, 2007 07:32
Your holiday dinner will be the talk of the TOWN!! You should try this, sure to bring smiles from your guests! Here is a new way to prepare your Thanksgiving Turkey:
1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes. 2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully. (see attached picture for details) 3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve. 4. Watch your guests' faces...
May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have never a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!
From Sea to Shining Sea... November 26, 2007 07:30