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Love Bytes for Feb * Funny Love Poems * Swan Love * Calling Card February 01, 2012 |
Love Bytes, Issue #045-- Funny Love Poems * Swan Love * Calling Card February, 2012 Tip: This ezine is a visual experience. Set your email to html instead of text only to enjoy our great graphics and photos. Gmail users: click on the Display Images Below & Show Quoted Text links. ![]() "Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle." ~Crystal Middlemas Funny Love Poems! The Washington Post once held a unique romantic poetry contest. The rules:
Entries must be two lines only, the first must be most romantic, the second the
least romantic. Here's some of the better couplets they received:
True Love, Swan Style! Black Petra, the swan that fell in love with a pedal boat, is back courting her plastic lover after spending timein a local zoo in Muenster, Germany. Swans choose a partner for life but this poor thing, a rare Black Australian swan named Petra, was apparently "imprinted" with the boat, which is shaped like a swan, and spent last summer swooning after it, to the delight of park visitors. Winter came, and when Petra’s pedal boat lover refused to fly south for the winter, Petra also remained, a move that could have killed her as the cold weather arrived. In the end, a local zoo took pity on the swan and gave her and her boat boyfriend a place to spend the winter. Biologists introduced her to a group of actual male swans to see if she would mate, but the boys attacked her and she went haughtily back to the dock where her true love was tied up. The pair were once again released to the lake together. Ah, spring is in the air!
*Romance Tip: For details on how to get your own card: http://www.findlove-keeplove.com/love-step-6.html We hope you have enjoyed this issue of Love Bytes Ezine. Each month, we will bring you another inspiring photo, quote or poem, plus fresh new articles on love, intimacy, dating and relationships.
Cause if you don't have love, nothing else matters... ~Stella and the girls from Findlove-Keeplove.com |
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