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Love Bytes, Issue #016 -- Thoughtful Quotes About Sex
September 01, 2009

Love Bytes, Issue #016-- Great Love Quotes-- Stressed Out?-- Dear Stella: I'm In Love With a Restaurant Nazi
September 01, 2009

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       Great Love Quotes to pass along...        

We heard some good love quotes, and wanted to share them with you (well, they're more about sex than love)...


  • "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"-- Tom Clancy


  • "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Well, neither do I"-- Steve Martin


  • "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships"-- Sharon Stone


  • "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parked, or even where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is"-- Barbara Bush, former First Lady


  • "Ah, yes, Divorce... from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'"-- Robin Williams


  • "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me a naked woman'"-- Jerry Seinfeld


  • "You see, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"-- Robin Williams

    Hey, we've got lots of funny and thought-provoking quotes in our website... Famous Love Quotes

Stressed out? Maybe It's Your Bedroom!

There's a stair-master or Bowflex in the corner. You hang your coats and hats on it. Your computer sits on a desk strewn with unpaid bills... smack dab next to your bed. The bedside table is cluttered with medicine bottles, candy bar wrappers and a half-eaten sandwich. Dirty clothes on the floor; bed unmade...

Sound like your bedroom? Well, no wonder you're stressed out! What have you done?

Your bedroom should be an oasis; a safe, peaceful refuge from that crazy world out there. Treat it with respect! A serene, sensuous, restful boudoir can be a great stress-buster, not to mention a "romance enhancer".

Click here to find our compact and useful guide to turn your bedroom into a "Love Oasis".

Dear Stella: "I'm in love with a restaurant Nazi!"


Dear Stella,
I have been dating "George" for over 5 months, and I love him. Things are going great except for one minor problem: he turns into a monster when we go out to eat in a restaurant. He is rude and demanding to the waiters, usually sends his plate back because it's "not right", and he is a miserable tipper. Otherwise, he's really a nice guy. Why does he do this? What should I do? --- Mixed up in Memphis

Dear Mixed up,
Warning! This is not a MINOR problem! The way you two resolve this may well decide the future of your relationship. First, you need to sit down (at home) and tell him how you feel. You might start off with "Why are you so mean to waitresses?"

George will probably react in one of two ways:

1. There is a chance that he was just doing it to "impress you", show you how powerful and take-charge he is. And when you tell him that you really aren't impressed with that type of behavior, he will hopefully see the light and mend his ways. Problem solved. OR,

2. He will become defensive, and stubbornly keep on with his rude and demeaning behavior. If this is the case, it really reveals a major character flaw in George. And you should think seriously about ending the relationship. Why? If this bothers you a little bit now (and you would not have written in if it didn't), it will only get worse, not better. You will never change him, and you will not respect George in the long run.

And true love depends on mutual respect in order to survive. If all else fails, print this column out and give it to him. Good luck!

Got a problem with your love relationship? (Or lack thereof?) Ask Dear Stella for the best common-sense advice around.


We hope you have enjoyed this issue of Love Bytes Ezine. Each month, we will bring you another inspiring photo, quote or poem, plus fresh new articles on love, intimacy, dating and relationships.


 Cause if you don't have love, nothing else matters...

~Stella and the girls from

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