Love Bytes, Issue #016-- Great Love
Quotes-- Stressed Out?-- Dear Stella: I'm In Love With a Restaurant Nazi
September 01, 2009
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Quotes to pass along...
We heard some good love quotes, and wanted to share them with you
(well, they're more about sex than love)...
- "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy"-- Tom Clancy
- "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Well,
neither do I"-- Steve Martin
- "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships"-- Sharon Stone
- "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parked, or even where
he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is"--
Barbara Bush, former First Lady
- "Ah, yes, Divorce... from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet'"-- Robin Williams
- "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me a naked woman'"-- Jerry
- "You see, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
but only enough blood to run one at a time"-- Robin Williams
Hey, we've got lots of funny and thought-provoking quotes in our
Famous Love Quotes
Stressed out? Maybe It's Your Bedroom!
There's a stair-master or Bowflex in the corner. You hang your coats
and hats on it. Your computer sits on a desk strewn with unpaid bills...
smack dab next to your bed. The bedside table is cluttered with medicine
bottles, candy bar wrappers and a half-eaten sandwich. Dirty clothes on
the floor; bed unmade...
Sound like your bedroom? Well, no wonder you're stressed out!
What have you done?
Your bedroom should be an oasis; a safe, peaceful refuge from that crazy
world out there. Treat it with respect! A serene, sensuous, restful
boudoir can be a great stress-buster, not to mention a "romance
Click here to find our compact and useful guide to turn your bedroom
into a "Love Oasis".
"I'm in love with a restaurant Nazi!"
I have been dating "George" for over 5 months, and I love him. Things
are going great except for one minor problem: he turns into a monster
when we go out to eat in a restaurant. He is rude and demanding to the
waiters, usually sends his plate back because it's "not right", and he
is a miserable tipper. Otherwise, he's really a nice guy. Why does he do
this? What should I do? --- Mixed up in Memphis
Dear Mixed up,
Warning! This is not a MINOR problem! The way you two resolve this may
well decide the future of your relationship. First, you need to sit down
(at home) and tell him how you feel. You might start off with "Why are
you so mean to waitresses?"
George will probably react in one of two ways:
1. There is a chance that he was just doing it to "impress you", show
you how powerful and take-charge he is. And when you tell him that you
really aren't impressed with that type of behavior, he will hopefully
see the light and mend his ways. Problem solved. OR,
2. He will become defensive, and stubbornly keep on with his rude and
demeaning behavior. If this is the case, it really reveals a major
character flaw in George. And you should think seriously about ending
the relationship. Why? If this bothers you a little bit now (and you
would not have written in if it didn't), it will only get worse, not
better. You will never change him, and you will not respect George in
the long run.
And true love depends on mutual respect in order to survive. If all
else fails, print this column out and give it to him. Good luck!
Got a problem with your love relationship? (Or lack thereof?) Ask
Dear Stella for the best common-sense advice around.
We hope you have enjoyed this issue of Love Bytes Ezine. Each month, we will bring you another inspiring photo, quote or poem, plus fresh new articles on love, intimacy, dating and relationships.
Cause if you don't have love, nothing else matters...
~Stella and the girls from Findlove-Keeplove.com