Gross Gas Problem
by Jason
(Colorado)
I have a problem that is probably as much medical as it is relationship oriented, and sort of gross. So, let me apologize in advance. I am engaged to a wonderful lady, who is stunning. For lack of a better word, he figure is fabulous and flawless. None of the Hollywood women have anything on her.
The problem is that at night, as we sleep, and how to put this... She goes off like a punctured balloon at a Thanksgiving Day Parade. She's real gassy and tends to let em rip. I don't even know if she's aware of it as she never mentions it. I don't want to bring it up. But sometimes I find myself getting up and clearing out for a few minutes at night for obvious reasons.