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Jason wakes up the next morning with a huge hangover from his office party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! He sits up and there's his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He gets up, takes the aspirins, and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. He notices a note on the counter that reads......
"Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping
He stumbles to the kitchen, and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son, Sean, is also at the table, eating. Jason asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
Sean answers, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m. drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Jason says, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean? I have a red rose, and breakfast is on the table, waiting for me."
His son replies, "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!'"
Broken furniture - $85.26